Apparently the 2010 Formula One season is over and Nigel Mansell missed out on the title.
We did hear a rumour that it was won by a prepubescent Canadian pop sensation, but … surely not?
If you do know who won it, write to us at this address:
c/o The Argyll & Bute Gazette
2, The Glens,
We eagerly anticipate a response so we can inform our readers about what happened. Thank you in advance.
(P.S. Please be quick. We do like to be the first with news, hence our famous motto: “Damonik News: We Like To Be – And Are – The First With News. Always.”)